landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

(via my-side-of-the-grass-is-green)

thatfunnyblog:

craig chill out man

thatfunnyblog:

craig chill out man

(Source: shovel2, via my-side-of-the-grass-is-green)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via moriarty)

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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(via fake-mermaid)

Why does itsamemyleo have less than 50k???? He’s literally amazing everyone go subscribe right now

thored:

walked right into that one

thored:

walked right into that one

(via elliegalaxies)

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

(via gaytable)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

(via fake-mermaid)

howelllll:

danandphilgames + absolute nerds

(via multifandomfanfics)

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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(via multifandomfanfics)

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via teenytigress)

trovesivan:

oH